Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
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[00:00.00]Dumb Ways To Die
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[00:01.39]词：John Mescall
[00:01.73]曲：Oliver McGill
[00:02.10]演唱：Tangerine Kitty
[00:02.38]歌词搜索：www.lrc99.com
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[00:03.67]Set fire to your hair
[00:06.59]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:10.55]Eat medicines that’s out of date
[00:14.61]Use your private parts as piranha bait
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[00:26.08][00:18.61]Dumb ways to die
[00:29.56][00:21.81]So many dumb ways to die
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[00:35.32]Get your toast out with a fork
[00:38.53]Do your own electrical work
[00:42.21]Teach yourself how to fly
[00:46.14]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:50.40]
[00:58.20][00:50.73]Dumb ways to die
[01:01.55][00:53.68]So many dumb ways to die
[01:04.34][00:56.91]
[01:05.18]Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.21]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:12.41]Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:16.72]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:20.26]
[01:28.00][01:20.54]Dumb ways to die
[01:31.41][01:23.63]So many dumb ways to die
[01:34.29][01:26.98]
[01:35.34]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:38.10]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:42.54]Eat a tube of superglue
[01:46.53]“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
[01:50.22]
[01:57.93][01:50.70]Dumb ways to die
[02:01.47][01:53.51]So many dumb ways to die
[02:07.18][01:56.66]
[02:08.39]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:13.98]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:19.58]
[02:20.58]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:24.56]Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
[02:28.13]Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:31.64]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[02:35.60]The dumbest ways to die
[02:38.98]Dumbest ways to die
[02:43.06]Dumbest ways to die
[02:46.09]
[02:48.12]So many dumb
[02:51.04]So many dumb ways to die
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